Sex
Two hookers were on a street corner...
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock inthe air."The other...
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Three altar boys are standing in the snow with...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penis' in a snow bank.Sister Margaret sticks her head...
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The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk. "It's $285 perounce.""Listen," the man shot...
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The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud...
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Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his...
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The art of foreplay
Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!"
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Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams, "I know you've had other woman but this time you've gone...
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A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"
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One neighbor says to the other...
One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife." Joe responds "The jokes on...
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The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "In moments of temptation," said the speaker to the class,...
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