Men

If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?

If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for...

 

What do men dream of?

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

 

Why do men name their penis?

Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of theirdecisions.

 

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

 

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

 

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

 

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

 

How does a man keep his youth?

Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

 

What does a man and a floor have in common?

Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

 

What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?

What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.