Politics

Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?

Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may be theyoungest woman to have ever held the Presidency.

 

The FBI finally came back with the DNA results...

The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was all of Arkansas.

 

What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?

What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.

 

One day Clinton goes to the bathroom...

One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around hispenis. So the next day he goes to his...

 

Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?

Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by Gabriel

 

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

 

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton...

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass...

 

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked...

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!'

 

Why is the government like a prostitute?

Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

 

One day there were these three boys walking down...

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill...