Miscellaneous

Least Popular Halloween Handouts

Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel Covered Zucchini Colored Crisco on a Stick Hot steaming bowl...

 

Fortune Cookie....

The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you live. You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes. Everyone's...

 

10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons

"Billy, the Homicidal Smurf." "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home." "Archie, the Abcessed Tooth." "Yosemite Sam...UNCENSORED!" "The Golden Girls...

 

Top reasons why it's great to be French

Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs If there's a war you can...

 

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while...

 

30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little...

 

Top 10 Signs You Are 'Burned Out'

You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell." Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, jerk!" Your garbage...

 

Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines

ValueJet: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet: We're Amtrak with wings. Join our frequent near-miss program. On flights, every...

 

Top ten reasosn why it's great to be American

You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong and get away with it You can call Budweiser beer You can be a crook and still...

 

Top ten reasons why it's good to be Italian.

In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry about tax returns Glorious military history... well, until about 400...