Miscellaneous

Top twenty things to do at a drivethru

Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the...

 

Top reasons why it's great to be Canadian

It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors....

 

How Cold Is Cold?

60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn on the heat 40 You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably,...

 

Mysteries of T.V.

Things You Wouldn't Know Without The Tube All Of Life's Mysteries Are On TV If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises...

 

Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq

"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "Suddenly Sanctions" "Allah McBeal" "Wheel of Fortune and Terror" "Achmed's Creek"...

 

Signs You're Really Broke

American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant. You're formulating...

 

Useless Inventions

Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the dark sunglasses Inflatable Anchor Smooth Sandpaper Waterproof sponge...

 

Gas Prices vs ?

People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take...

 

Things To Think About Our Government

29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested for fraud. 19 Have been accused of writing bad checks. 117 Have bankrupted at...

 

You Know You're In California When...

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere else. You know how to eat an artichoke. The primary bugs that you worry about...