Miscellaneous
Tech Support (Classic)
"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a...
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C & W Song Titles!
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life 2) Get Your Biscuits In...
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Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would...
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Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the...
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Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image...
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I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into the confessional box and says, "Father during the week I...
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Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can!
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Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.Not a chance' says Mrs....
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Victorias Secret...
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA'S SECRET10. Does this come in children's sizes?9. No thanks, just sniffing8. I'll be in the dressing...
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Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "is the bartender here?"C'mon...think about it! :)
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