Miscellaneous

The Vegas Trip!

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and...

 

Insurance Claim

(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St. New York, NY 05016Dear Sir:This letter is in response to...

 

Jesus vs. Satan

One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the best programmer. God was chosen to be the judge.Jesus and Satan got 10 hours to create...

 

Do you need a sign?

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would...

 

Rectum Wins

One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most...

 

Movie Cliches

Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says...

 

Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)

A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked "THE BOOK" and didn't find his name, so he informed the engineer that he must...

 

Mental Health Patient

It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After unscrewing the four nuts of the flat tire, he noticed that a...

 

On Enmity Between Races

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.Just before take-off a fat, little...

 

Kids Thoughts!

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last...