Miscellaneous
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."New...
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An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.So he called on a...
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5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What...
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The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop."Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?""Yep," replied the blonde."I'm...
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Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some...
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Women\'s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares? * I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. * Next mood swing: 6...
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Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up...
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Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.
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BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any...
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Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy,...
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