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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs and 3 breasts.And God asked the woman what she would like to have changed about herself. She...
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Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL2. - One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO3. - One hand on...
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Top10 New Summer Camps!
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee's---------- Camp Kickachickee9. Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee8. Tanya...
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How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting...
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Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska.The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you...
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His first church visit!
After years of his wife's pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the Preacher's...
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All I want for Cristmas...
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He started "Dear Santa...", he thought "No, I will go to a higher...
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Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have a couple more goodies left to hand out before my job is...
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Ethnic Goldmine! - Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas, which they'd never seen before. Each...
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Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go...
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