Miscellaneous

If Men TRULY Ruled The World!

"If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do...

 

Have you Ever...

Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little legs open!!!!

 

Milk Truck

Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!

 

Lipstick problem!

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on...

 

New rules for dieting!

1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out.3. When eating with someone else,...

 

Blind deer jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no eye deer.

 

AOL/TW Merger.

Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes:Time Magazine's next "Man Of The Year" issue will feature...

 

Meet me for lunch!

The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher...

 

This is so dumb - it's funny!

There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot.One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started...

 

Hillary and Bill again!

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it."In all their 30 years of...