Miscellaneous
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.He goes up to the counter and says, "Banana Split, please."The...
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10 reasons to buy a new car...
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.8....
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I can hear clearly now...
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line.Mary:...
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Ladies - here's the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He's tan!*******He's cute!*******He knows the importance of...
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Sure signs that you're broke!
1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.3. You're...
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The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered that there were indeed people there, but the inhabitants of the island...
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The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a...
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Sure signs it's your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you suddenly realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox and gave her...
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Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you're fifty?Colored...
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More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes!What is it when a blonde blows into...
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