Miscellaneous

Little Johnny and the experiment.

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of...

 

Bill Gates at the pearly gates!

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure...

 

Meet Roy the drunk!

Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for...

 

True...so very, very true!

A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants it. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale.A woman worries...

 

This old man!

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old...

 

The new merger name game!

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -Hale Mary Fuller Grace.Polygram Records, Warner Brothers,...

 

Clintons Wish!

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a real Genie appeared.Bill was...

 

Church announcement bloopers!

15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.2. Thursday night- potluck supper. Prayer and medication...

 

What a bonehead!

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to...

 

Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)

One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she...