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Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of...
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Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure...
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Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for...
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True...so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants it. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale.A woman worries...
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This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old...
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The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -Hale Mary Fuller Grace.Polygram Records, Warner Brothers,...
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Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a real Genie appeared.Bill was...
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Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.2. Thursday night- potluck supper. Prayer and medication...
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What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to...
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Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she...
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