Miscellaneous
Why did Bill Clinton...
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the hormonica!
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Your Mommas...
Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
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Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It consists of the most...
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How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many...
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Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with...
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AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:"The seatbelt sign is on Mr. President, would you please put the stewardess in the...
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Clinton movie titles...
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of...
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You know you\'re a Teacher if...
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to...
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Way to have FUN while shopping!
Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these...Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like, "Pick Me!! Pick Me!!"Dart...
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