Miscellaneous
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady."May I buy you a drink?" the man asks the lady."Sure, but one thing I have to confess before you get...
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Your very first time!
It's your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches...
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Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears."Doctor, my memory's gone. Gone! I...
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Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony.Why don't...
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Magic Johnson on rollerblades...
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
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Nite before Xmas - Net Style!
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails were stacked by the modem with...
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The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise.After much consideration and discussion, they...
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Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"Santa says,...
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Lord, forgive me...
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the...
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Little Johnny\'s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he...
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