Miscellaneous

Sex operation!

A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady."May I buy you a drink?" the man asks the lady."Sure, but one thing I have to confess before you get...

 

Your very first time!

It's your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches...

 

Losing my mind!

An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears."Doctor, my memory's gone. Gone! I...

 

Creative Sex!

Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony.Why don't...

 

Magic Johnson on rollerblades...

What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!

 

Nite before Xmas - Net Style!

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails were stacked by the modem with...

 

The Rabbi wants a raise.

There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise.After much consideration and discussion, they...

 

Santa and the Blonde!

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"Santa says,...

 

Lord, forgive me...

Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the...

 

Little Johnny\'s Goldfish!

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he...