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The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to...
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3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should be let into heaven.The doctor said "Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my...
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Things learned from children...
Some things I've learned from my children:Super glue "is" forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Pool...
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What\'s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in...
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The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he knew exactly what would please her and took a little bird...
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Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods...Cats have never forgotten this.Here's proof...
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A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're...
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The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a...
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The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke,...
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Stop the count!
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very...
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