Miscellaneous

Screwing Rooster

There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and got a rooster. The man he got the rooster form told him...

 

The sweet kiss!

There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife's face was badly burned. The doctors said they could take the burnt skin and replace it with...

 

The Chicken and The Egg

A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin on its face, the egg looking thoroughly ticked off.The egg...

 

Blonde with a cellphone...oh-oh!

A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone.She is all...

 

The stranded lawyers!

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their...

 

The overweight blonde.

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2...

 

4 new fathers.

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man,...

 

New viruses discovered!

This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the national system.Beware of...THE...

 

Football try-outs.

Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a ghoul!

 

Why me!?!

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed...