Miscellaneous
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and got a rooster. The man he got the rooster form told him...
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The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife's face was badly burned. The doctors said they could take the burnt skin and replace it with...
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The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin on its face, the egg looking thoroughly ticked off.The egg...
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Blonde with a cellphone...oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone.She is all...
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The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their...
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The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2...
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4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man,...
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New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the national system.Beware of...THE...
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Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a ghoul!
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Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed...
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