Miscellaneous
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued...
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The locked up car keys...yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station.While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she...
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Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his...
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Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors.A guy went to his financial adviser at the bank...
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The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect....
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Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you are a mile away...
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Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went to the local sporting goods stored and asked the shopkepper. "I need a really nice gun...
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Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas, and empty food boxes...
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The man buying farm animals...woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the animals that were for sale there.He walked up to the farmer and said,"Hey, that's a nice donkey you...
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Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to...
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