Miscellaneous
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their...
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Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset."You're running around with other...
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In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are seeking a...
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Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?A....
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Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all...
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More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple...
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Oh Boy...more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"(why...a duh!)On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath...
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Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think...
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Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.9. God knew that...
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How do guys in jail.....
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
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