Miscellaneous
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!
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Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for...
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A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were...
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Caught napping...try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head up real fast and say:"...in JESUS' name...AMEN!"(he-he...how...
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Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to...
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Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And...
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So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" Was the first thing the manager asked the...
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When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada.It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty -...
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Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him into their community. But, also because they were good...
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