Miscellaneous

Pantsy Golfer

Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!

 

Mental Health Hotline!

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for...

 

The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!

 

A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo!

What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were...

 

Caught napping...try this one!

Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head up real fast and say:"...in JESUS' name...AMEN!"(he-he...how...

 

Remove my curse!

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to...

 

Warning: Ignore the parrot!

On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And...

 

So what is your name?

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" Was the first thing the manager asked the...

 

When God created Canada!

On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada.It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty -...

 

Protestant to Catholic conversion.

A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him into their community. But, also because they were good...