Miscellaneous
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here's some sure signs you may be a Canadian...You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk" You understand, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just...
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Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup...
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How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.2 - Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your...
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Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
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Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of...
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Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time. It's not really a problem...
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Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today....
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Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or...
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Snow shoveler's diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the...
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The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.2. Play on a course must be...
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