Miscellaneous
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail.Finally, at the insistence of a family...
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For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill. He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay,...
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New College Courses for Men...
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:1... Combating Stupidity2... You, Too, Can Do Housework3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut4... How...
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Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is not considered a viable human being until after...
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The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a...
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Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4...To...
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Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed...
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Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the...
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Top10 things men know about women...
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1(ATTENTION... if you don't get it, seek help fast :)
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Men say = Men really mean.
I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired = I'm tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I take you...
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