Miscellaneous
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see...
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Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and...
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More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?...
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Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love...
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Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs? A: The Dallas CowboysQ: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game?...
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The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served...
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Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight."The wife replies, "No, I'm too tired tonight."The...
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Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul...
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Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was...
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Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No...
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