Miscellaneous

The Typical Male Decision Process!

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see...

 

Here Moosey Moosey.

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and...

 

More Wonderments!

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?...

 

Some quick thinking!

A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love...

 

Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs? A: The Dallas CowboysQ: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game?...

 

The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)

Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served...

 

Is that your final answer?

A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight."The wife replies, "No, I'm too tired tonight."The...

 

Human Resources Memo!

TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul...

 

Can you pay the bill?

A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was...

 

Once upon a time!

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No...