Miscellaneous
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.He happened to spot a...
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24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.He immediately called his doctor...
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Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.2. People who are willing to get off their ass to...
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Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend."As I was...
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Ethnic Goldmine! - Part III
Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck! --------------------- Q: How many Newfies does it take to change a flat tire? A: Five. One to seal the inner tube...
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The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the nerve to...
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Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her Hug her Send her flowers Wine and dine her Listen to her Care for her Hold...
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Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..DIRECTRA - a...
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Headline - read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics department:A child was born with both male and female...
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Riddle me this!
Take the test...NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess...
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