Miscellaneous
Monthly Horoscopes - JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.TAURUSYou...
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Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg.The man reached in his pocket and took out a...
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The General\'s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both...
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Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.The papa mole reached his head out of...
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Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling to him. "Hey, mister! Pssst, mister!" Dad looked all around,...
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You Mama\'s So Hairy...
Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. - Yo mama's...
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Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are...
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Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the...
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Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr....
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Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!"...
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