Miscellaneous
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.How many men does it take to change a light bulb?...
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How To Screw Up An Interview
We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't...
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Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here's a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan....
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More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You've ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, "Hey, Aunt Betty!" Your kids fight with the dogs for their...
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Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat...
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For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.At least dogs do what you tell them...
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Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? ***** Son,...
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The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the...
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The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor."Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him...
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No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO SEX on this...
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