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I\\\'m a Fun-gi!

There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the bar, hops up on the stool and asks the bartender for a...

 

Stressed out?...try these!

If you're feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it...Dance naked in front of your pets.Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to...

 

Interpreting Coporate Titles...

The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a...

 

Caught napping excuses!

Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"...They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.Whew! I must have left the top off the...

 

Where Am I!!!

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications...

 

Early shopping trip.

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied...

 

How do you keep an idiot occupied?

How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....

 

Long list of annoyances!

*** Things that can and do bother the "normal" person. ***Having to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thingy in the middle of...

 

The Six-pack!

Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.As the ambulance takes the body...

 

My daughter\'s a good girl!

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.It only took the...

 

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