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Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.

Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my...

 

Eye Doctor

A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, "Sir, I believe you have a cataract." "Oh, no" replied theJapanese man. "I dwive a...

 

Super Looong List of One-Liners!

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We'd eat pussy every ThanksgivingQ. Three words to ruin a man's ego...A. "Is it...

 

Three Wise Women????

Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions,arrived on time, helped...

 

The Missing Toupee!

The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady...

 

Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!

Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?A. The same urge...

 

Children Books You Won\'t See

Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won't Eever See...1...You Are Different and That's Bad2...The Boy Who Died From Eating All...

 

After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)

December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things...

 

Read the label first!

Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!)On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS...

 

Old vs. Young!

An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him.The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange...

 

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