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Things men shouldn't say after sex...

Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"3) "How...

 

Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!

Attempt to take the order-takers order.("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.Order confusing items, i.e.,"Hi, I'll have a...

 

Guide to buy a man gifts!

Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he...

 

Holy Spirit

There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the church and the boy said,"...But they'll steal my...

 

New bumper stickers.

Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.I have the body of a god........Buddha.This would be really...

 

Technological Doctor

One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug...

 

Restroom wall graffiti!

You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area...The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.*...

 

Male-Bashing at it's best!

Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the...

 

But I'm not a Giants Fan...

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby...

 

Super Long Classic!

Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began...

 

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