Miscellaneous
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror 8:30 The Price is Right...
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Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy".While...
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At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the...
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Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper's mother said to her son, "How come you never go out with the same girl twice?"As Caesar said, "Let me mix that salad!"As Moses said to...
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Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air. No one knows your secret place. ou are in total seclusion from...
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You just might be a Redneck if...
You Just Might Be A Redneck If...You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." You...
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Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a soldier in to the office and said "Kramer, your...
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Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew.....that's one terrific spread!8. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.7. Tying the legs together will keep the...
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A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.Q: What is it...
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New college course for men!
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters,...
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