Miscellaneous
Her Operation!
"A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as...
- 0
- 668
- permalink
Life\'s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through life. While everyone has different aspirations, it appears we...
- 0
- 626
- permalink
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest...
- 0
- 667
- permalink
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career,...
- 0
- 639
- permalink
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you...
- 0
- 663
- permalink
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or...
- 0
- 600
- permalink
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."The...
- 0
- 653
- permalink
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at...
- 0
- 675
- permalink
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.Golf...
- 0
- 633
- permalink
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where we're going with this.)6.7.(Hey Guys..."check out #8...a new one!)8.9.10.
- 0
- 675
- permalink