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Sunday School Comedy!

A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking,...

 

Signs that you may be a drunk!

*** Signs that you "just might" have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with inanimate objects.You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off...

 

She\'s not a babe, she\'s...

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER She is VOCALLY...

 

The Priest and the Rabbi.

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together...

 

Men...STOP...it\'s fruitless!

*** You just can't win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist....

 

New college classes for men!

College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge3. Dressing Up:...

 

The String in the bar.

Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. 'sorry' said the barman, 'we don't serve pieces of string in here' and with that he threw the two...

 

Little Johnny can count.

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers the...

 

Doctor Bloopers!

*** Actual "bloopers" Doctor's have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.2. On the 2nd day...

 

Just doing his job!

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's...

 

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