Miscellaneous
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said,...
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Quote and counter-quote.
Woman's Quote of the Day:"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they...
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Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and nine doughnuts at the same time.Q. Who is the most popular...
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Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond. Cut a large hole in the ice. Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the...
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Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.His father was really proud...
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Why did the...
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn't see the Ewe turn!
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yo mamma iz...
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass. your mamma is...
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Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver!
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