Miscellaneous
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the waitress.They sat down...
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EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since we installed our new satellite navigation...
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Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"Everyone gets...
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Forgive me I have sinned...
A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I...
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Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just...
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The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the...
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Cybersex Discussion
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn't seem to quite get the point of...
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Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, "They accuse me of intervening in...
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Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her Diamonds and rubies and a...
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Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you...
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