Miscellaneous

Americans

Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the waitress.They sat down...

 

EMT response times.

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since we installed our new satellite navigation...

 

Seven Dwarfs Classic

Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"Everyone gets...

 

Forgive me I have sinned...

A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I...

 

Not specific enough!

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just...

 

The New Tax Law

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the...

 

Cybersex Discussion

Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn't seem to quite get the point of...

 

Penuts! Popcorn!

President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, "They accuse me of intervening in...

 

Golf Clubs

There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her Diamonds and rubies and a...

 

Turnaround is fair play!

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you...