Miscellaneous
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in...
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A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk."Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk."Are...
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Who\'s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and...
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More cool bumper stickers!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There's too much blood in my alcohol system.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.You're just...
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Questions and Answers...whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.)...
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Vincent Van Gogh\\\'s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:His obnoxious...
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12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.2) I will eat...
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The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.Saint...
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