Miscellaneous

Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!

Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to...

 

Talk like an adult!

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during...

 

Late For Work

Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a...

 

Birth Control Pills At 72?

Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I`d like to have some...

 

Why Are Some Hairs White?

Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother...

 

English to Chinese Translation!

ENGLISH PHRASE----------------------CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?--------Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.----------------------Kum Hia...

 

Some of life's truisms.

Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.Depression is merely...

 

The Vet/Taxidermist

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could...

 

Old & New concerns.

Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid reflux.Then: Moving to California...

 

Cockroach at the door.

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach...