Miscellaneous
Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to...
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Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during...
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Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a...
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Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I`d like to have some...
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Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother...
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English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE----------------------CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?--------Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.----------------------Kum Hia...
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Some of life's truisms.
Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.Depression is merely...
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The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could...
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Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid reflux.Then: Moving to California...
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Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach...
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