Miscellaneous
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at...
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The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned...
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Don\'t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive...
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Bad Jeeves...BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they...
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Prison and Work...one and the same!
IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK.....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.IN PRISON...You get three meals a...
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Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's Screwdriver?Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?Why...
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So what\\\'s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey... My Love......
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Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, "do you want to live with your dad?" the kid says "no! he...
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PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with...
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Learn your ABC's - Mom Style!
A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all...
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