Miscellaneous

Johnny gets his license.

Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to the driveway and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride...

 

Old Folke\' Party Games

The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and Go Pee7. Simon Says something Incoherent6. Doc, Doc Goose5. Red Rover,...

 

Think you\'re having a bad day!

If you think you're having a bad day...read these true stories!1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was...

 

A Peg-legged Halloween!

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to...

 

The mistress.

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big...

 

The best memory.

Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class."Second guy...

 

Holiday Banana Bread

Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large...

 

The idiot drunk!

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the...

 

Yo Momma is so fat.......

Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family".

 

It\'s a Bummer to be an egg!

It's a bummer to be an egg because...1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten once. 3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard. 4) You have to come in a box...