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A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in...

 

Have you ever seen a Ghost?

A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here...

 

Where's my heart?

Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and...

 

Help me...I'm hooked!

Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there was a group, I would like it just fine,Except that it...

 

Research paper excuses!

A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two acceptable...

 

Signs for "every" job!

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a radiator repair shop,...

 

Kewl Job Application!

Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be...

 

Some cute want-ads!

The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR...

 

36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck!

36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck...1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"2. "Duct tape won't fix that."3. "Come to think of it, I'll have a...

 

Comparing Men/Women at the ATM...

Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash, card and receipt5. Drive awayInstructions for the Gals:1. Pull up to ATM2....

 

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