Miscellaneous

But how do I know...

Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."Tech Support: "Well?"Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"

 

Secret

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."When the gay waiter approaches he...

 

The Brewnette (Blonde's Revenge)

What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The invitation.Why are...

 

OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!

A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman had hers...

 

My husband's last wish!

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"She says, "Oh, Father,...

 

How do you cure...

How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!

 

Really, really rude!

What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!

 

5 Good Reasons Not To...

5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You're bald your entire life.2. You have a hole in your head.3. You live between two nuts.4. An asshole lives behind...

 

The Irish Driver

An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him...

 

Five Most Constipated people in Bible

The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn't able.2. King Solomon-who sat on the throne for forty years.3. King David-who neither Heaven...