Miscellaneous
But how do I know...
Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."Tech Support: "Well?"Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."When the gay waiter approaches he...
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The Brewnette (Blonde's Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The invitation.Why are...
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OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman had hers...
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My husband's last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"She says, "Oh, Father,...
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How do you cure...
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
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Really, really rude!
What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!
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5 Good Reasons Not To...
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You're bald your entire life.2. You have a hole in your head.3. You live between two nuts.4. An asshole lives behind...
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The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him...
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Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn't able.2. King Solomon-who sat on the throne for forty years.3. King David-who neither Heaven...
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