Miscellaneous
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her,...
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Thermometers
Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
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Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should give him Head and Shoulders."The blonde thinks for a minute...
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The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next morning, the nurses bathe...
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Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that...
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Happy Birthday...yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His...
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The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins and their punishments.The door opened and a man entered....
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What's the difference...
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students.As one teacher noted,...
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