Miscellaneous

What you do best!

This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her,...

 

Thermometers

Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!

 

Oh boy!

The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should give him Head and Shoulders."The blonde thinks for a minute...

 

The nursing home.

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next morning, the nurses bathe...

 

Whale of a Story.

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that...

 

Casket Talk

What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?

 

Happy Birthday...yech!

Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His...

 

The New Priest

A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins and their punishments.The door opened and a man entered....

 

What's the difference...

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

 

Gems of Wisdom

The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students.As one teacher noted,...