Miscellaneous

Pick your sport carefully.

After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.1. The sport of...

 

Real Police Stories.

The following are actual incidents reported...#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then, he discovered the...

 

Very expensive Barbie Doll!

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the...

 

Ice-fishing Blonde.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the...

 

What's in a name anyway.

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting in that park every sunny day, for over 12...

 

English Lesson

The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:"All right class, I want everyone to write a sentence which starts with a question and...

 

Farts

Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.

 

Penis and the Windsheild

A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything ... the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the...

 

Bath Time.

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had...

 

Charlie Brown in the 90's

Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes:Peanuts specials for...