Miscellaneous
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells "hoe down", they turn to see if their sister got shot!
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White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked -"George, what is the best thing I could do...
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Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus...
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Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor."Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl."Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my...
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The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start...
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Feel like a woman...
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the elevator stops and the fire alarm goes off.The woman starts to have a break down and say to the...
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Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door...
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The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face?...
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Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken - the demerit system is no longer a mystery!) For all you guys out there who just can't figure...
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The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "MAN, That is the ugliest baby I've EVER seen!"In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare...
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