Miscellaneous

Ho-down!

Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells "hoe down", they turn to see if their sister got shot!

 

White House Ghosts

One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked -"George, what is the best thing I could do...

 

Pythagoras joke.

Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus...

 

Stinky woman.

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor."Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl."Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my...

 

The puzzle.

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start...

 

Feel like a woman...

A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the elevator stops and the fire alarm goes off.The woman starts to have a break down and say to the...

 

Lawyer hit by a car

A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door...

 

The chicken/road across history.

Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face?...

 

Demerit Point System Used by Women.

DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken - the demerit system is no longer a mystery!) For all you guys out there who just can't figure...

 

The woman on the bus.

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "MAN, That is the ugliest baby I've EVER seen!"In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare...