Miscellaneous

Indian Humor

The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief.One day a small Indian boy asked him how he chose the names for all the...

 

Girlfriend

You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.

 

The talking banana

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!

 

what\'s the difference...

What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

 

The skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?He didn't have the guts!

 

Yo Momma\'s So Fat

Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

 

Helen Keller\'s Baby

Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!

 

The Blonde Driver

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the...

 

Murder

A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found...

 

The Blond and the Brunette.

There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!There was only one parachute and a flashlight.The...