Miscellaneous
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."
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Too much of the 90\'s!
Signs you've had too much of the 90's!You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted. You haven't...
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Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that was in there, asked, "I don't mean to be rude sir, but how to you go to the bathroom...
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Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks whos Great Dane is outside."Mine" says the man....
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Grandma's Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell...
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The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and...
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The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And the third has no body, just a head.They all line up, the whistle...
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Do you know how...
A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused,...
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The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy...
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Your momma is so fat....
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!!)
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