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Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a...
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Hello
Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!
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Best Pickup Lines I've Used
The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is...
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Lost Chapter In GENESIS....
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.God...
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Two Quickies.
Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!
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One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his...
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Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!
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No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.
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The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said...
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Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been such a...
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