Miscellaneous
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.
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God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.
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Difference
Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.
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Mamma's got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!
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Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a job. He finds one at a local nightclub.So, on his first...
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The farmer's wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, "If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows."He grabs her butt and says,...
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What's the diff...
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
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Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.Jane, a reporter, came...
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3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned on the lights while they were having sex. And was...
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Yo mamma's so stupid...
Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"
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