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Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes...
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The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or...
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Don't eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the...
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The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because,...
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Don't look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude...
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The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished, check your score below:1. Blackjack chewing gum2. Wax Coke-shaped...
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Line Dancing
What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!
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One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has...
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