Miscellaneous

Name It

After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.The bartender replied...

 

Another Dog With No Legs

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!

 

Roadkill again?

Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars.

 

The Panda Bear

A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders.The panda bear eats his...

 

For the man I love.

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move."No thank you." she said...

 

Who\'s perfect.

There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. They see a $50 bill on the street. Who picks it up?The...

 

Nuns at the Gate

So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the pearly gates to consult St. Peter. He says, "Next!"He asks the first nun, "Before I let you...

 

My boy(s) Leroy!

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?"...

 

Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick

Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the...

 

Positive Outlooks on Life...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.Experience is something you...