Miscellaneous
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree surgeon come to look at it. In his assessment, he noted...
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Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume. When asked why he did this...
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Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN HIS PASSING.A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor. "Is Fred...
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Whats the difference...
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
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New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It's a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie.First it bites off your leg, and then it runs for help.
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Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation on mars (they could do that then). So they go to mars and meet a martain couple and...
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How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will begin--January 1st 2000 or 2001.So the Scoutmaster explained...
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The nun get's her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. When she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight...
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Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed...
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Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his...
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