Miscellaneous
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about it, he begges to go. The two men are skeptical, because every time there friend goes,...
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Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on their pedastals for 500 years. A girl statue and a boy statue.Finally one day...
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How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!
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Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions,...
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What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with a bad breath.
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How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to you!
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Bad Breath
You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!
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Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!
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Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And...
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Green
Q: If you've got a green ball in your left hand, and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?A: Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
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