Miscellaneous

Squirrels

Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about it, he begges to go. The two men are skeptical, because every time there friend goes,...

 

Two Statues

There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on their pedastals for 500 years. A girl statue and a boy statue.Finally one day...

 

How to break the nose of a blonde.

Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!

 

Radio Game

This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions,...

 

What happens if you put a blonde up side down?

Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with a bad breath.

 

How many men?

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to you!

 

Bad Breath

You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!

 

Yo Momma so Old

Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!

 

Hello, Hello, Hello

This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And...

 

Green

Q: If you've got a green ball in your left hand, and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?A: Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.